Twit, Twat, Daily Thought…

2019

6/17 – I have “Corrine” visiting me at my new house in CT today. She has no idea what’s she’s in for — in so many ways…

6/15 – I don’t make it easy to talk to me. It keeps the looky-loos at bay. If you’re genuine, you’ll start with the Profile Form.

6/14 – Life is so simple. You get what you pay for.

6/13 – Lesson/Phone Etiquette #2, “HEY, wazz up?” is never the right opening line.

6/12 – Lesson/Phone Etiquette #1, “Hello, this is [your name here]. Ms Nikki, do you have time to speak to me now?”

6/11 – It’s a gorgeous ☀️ day to strap it on…

6/10 – I’m thinking about you eating your cum.

6/5 – Wanted Skilled Tradesmen — I have a very old house in CT.

6/1 – I have a new (very old) house in CT. Send cash!

5/29 – I never object to eye contact. I want you to see me laughing at you.

5/19 – Get in touch with your feminine side, suck my girl-cock.

5/18 If you’re not “spendy”, I’m not for you…

5/16 Had an absolute blast with “Ladies Maid, Corrine” yesterday in Danbury. See Gallery #10 for more pics of Corrine in service!

05/09 Make me smile. 

05/07 I like gentlemen under my feet, and rudeness on the wrong side of my door.

4/10 If you’re under 40, I’m probably not interested.

3/30 I don’t make it easy to reach me. I treat tenacity as a demonstration of sincerity.

03/25 Last night, a long-time Kinky Texter™ Skyped his CEI moment for me and a girlfriend. He tributed to cover our dinner at “Palm Too” before we met him online. #kinkyfun

03/22 My Kinky Texters are some of my favorite playmates. #soLoyal

03/15 I make it difficult to reach me, because so many call repeatedly pretending it’s the first time. Same tired script, year in & out. Same swift intake of breath followed by stuttering when I bust them.

03/14 I like you on your knees, spit shining my boots.

03/12 My girl-cock is bigger than yours…

03/11 The only thing I want to hear from a Republican is, “please beat the stupid out of me”.

03/09 I enjoy a kinky freak, but only if he starts out as a gentleman…

03/07 If you’re under 38, you’re going to have to work very hard to get my attention.

03/06 The clearest mark of insincerity is continuing to text/email after being instructed to call. #obviousTell

03/05 Nothing good ever comes from someone looking for a discount. It’s a disrespectful state of mind. #next

03/04 I’m doing absolutely nothing today, and I’m liking it!

03/02 If you ♥️ my big hard, girl-cock, I want to play with you.

02/27 The Republican questions for Cohen today made my spanking hand itch.

02/26 If you’re primary concern is my geographical distance from you, I’m already bored.

02/24 My favorite subs live to please me. Are you up to that challenge?

02/22 I enjoy subs who identify as sapiosexual.

02/19 I don’t get mad when you don’t respect my process. I assess an “asshole tax”.

02/18 The quickest way to be dismissed by me is to have, “just one question” when I tell you I’m unable to talk. Reeks of the kind of male entitlement that renders you an undesireable playmate. #beRespectful

02/15 There’s something irresistible about my girl-cock in your mouth!

02/14 Happy ♡ Day to all my sluts!

02/12 So many cum eaters, so little time.

02/09 Is it solipsistic here, or is just me?

02/06 There are 1000s of you. One of Me..

02/04 I was described as a “bit pervy” today. That would be true.

02/01 If I let you have a safe word it will be, “Don’t stop”.

01/27 Wonder why I adhere to strict phone-only protocol? It’s because only 5% of callers are genuine and even fewer emailers…

01/25 I am both merciless and mercinary with people who “try” to waste my time. #begood

01/23 @2pm Favorite moment of today: Controlling DC sub’s orgasm with Lovense’s Hush & Max from Kettering, OH.

@1:30pm I can tell in the first 15 seconds if you’re genuine or completely full of shit.

01/22 What I know about the MAGA hat kids: They should spend less money on hats, and more on orthodontia.

01/20 It’s not a power exchange when I start with all the power.

01/17 You don’t need a Gillette commercial, I will make you your best.

1/16 Fantasy begins after tribute, not before.

01/08 I you try to game the system, I may throw you outta the game.

01/03 You want fantasy? I want consent.

 

2018

12/31 If your resolution doesn’t include being on your knees, you’re doing it wrong! 

12/28 Come like a gentleman, or I won’t let you cum at all.

12/27 I’m not Santa, my naughty punishments happen year round.

12/21 Topping from the bottom works magically. You become invisible.

12/20 If I ignore you, it’s definitely you.

12/19 It’s not gay when it’s my cock.

12/18 I play with you because I want to. You tribute for my time.

12/17 Don’t tell me you’re different, be different.

12/16 I enjoy you at my feet, not filling up my email.

12/15 I quit Twitter, because 280 characters is 140 too many for most people.

12/14 Words convey interest, tribute screams sincerity. 

12/13 If your ☎️ style is aggressive & controlling, you will find I can be quite the “nasty woman“. Niceness begets niceness, nasty gets a click. 😉