Twit, Twat, Daily Thought…

2019

10/16 – Computer weasel today — my laundry room is going to be spotless.

10/14 – Yes. You will be my little bitch.

10/13 – Yes. You deserve to be punished.

10/7 – I don’t love a ☔️ day. Make me smile with an Amazon gift card!

10/6 – I spend a disproportionate amount of time thinking about you enthusiastically sucking my girl-cock.

10/4 – If I didn’t respond — check your spam folder…

10/3 – It’s cold & wet today. I’m working on a new SPH/cuck podcast. #itsHappening

10/2 – It’s warm and ☀️ and I am in the mood to punish you! #happyMistress

10/1 –  Local sub, computer weasel, signs his slave contract tomorrow. 90 day probationary period. Does he have what it takes to make it permanent?

9/30 –  Just wrapped up My latest podcast on CEI. It’s in my audio engineer’s hands now, and will be released in the next week. Watch for it!

9/29 –  Yes. Whatever it is, you deserved it.

9/28 – I’m thinking about taking your ass this morning. Happy ☀️ Saturday, sluts!

9/25 – Today I’m working on a new Spanking podcast. #loveToSpank

9/23 – I love that look of fear in your eyes when you realize you’ve lost all control.

9/22 – Stop living an inauthentic life. #submit

9/21 – House Maid Corrine’s alter ego was very helpful this week. #subfriends

9/19 – It’s always rewarding to know I made another human better.

9/18 – That look of shame that washes over your face after I climb inside your head.

9/17 – No to fetish-related clothing requests. I objectify you; I am not objectified.

9/16 – Caged cocks make the world better. #chastity

9/15 – I want a bitch in panties today. #entertainMe

9/14 – I’m completely out of

9/13 – You know you want the girl-cock!

9/12 – Thinking about CEI this morning. Who wants to eat cum for me?

9/6 – My new podcast — Beyond The Paddle — is coming soon! Submit your burning questions by email. 🙂

9/5 – Yesterday. Random text from stranger, “You are a sick fucking person”. How did he know I had a headache?

9/4 – No thoughts today. Maybe tomorrow…

9/3 – I am not a woman who suffers fools.

9/1 – I spend a lot of time thinking about why humans are so ill-mannered. Does the loutish lead-in ever work for them, or is it a self-sabotaging — all women are bitches — reinforcement for their innate misogyny? #whatsTheEndGame

8/30 – I ♥️ a holiday weekend. #happyFriday

8/28 – I’m never not touched by the thoughtful sub who brings me small gifts of wine and flowers. #mannersCount

8/27 – It’s a good day to eat cum for Me. #CEI

8/23 – Busy all day. I have “computer weasel”—a degenerate, who is learning to be a person. And. A new-to-me sub, “MF’, who will learn what it is like to be truly owned.

8/22 – I am not here for random kink downloads from strangers. #therapyCosts

8/20 – I have no thoughts this morning. #maybeLater

8/19 – I rarely use lowercase for a sub’s name; the grammar bothers me.

8/18 – The most common misconception is that $$$$=Session. I choose my subs based on authenticity & sincere gratitude. #theMoreYouKnow

8/17 – Your cum smeared all over your face as I force you to eat it. #happySaturday

8/16 – Calls are by appt only, because I received 18 calls and 13 texts after 1am last.  #humansBehavingBadly

8/15 – Attempts to top from the bottom are magical. They render you invisible. To. Me.

8/14 – Mood = Happy ☀️☮️

8/12 – I’m very selective about who I play with. You have to pass my do-I-want-him-in-my-house test.

8/12 – I want you to submit to being a better human.

8/11 – Genuine subs all share similar characteristics, as do their disingenuous counterparts. I know when it’s a duck.

8/10 – Today I’m hanging mirrors, leveling cabinets and installing shelves. #msNikkiCanDoEverything

8/9 – I have a visceral reaction complete with turned up lip when I receive a profile form from a 20-something. #iAmSoNotIntoYou

8/8 – Some women hang lingerie in their laundry room — I just hung up my strap-on harness.

8/8 – Yesterday’s upstate fireman started with a smirk, and wound up w/a well-pounded ass after submitting to a heavy paddling, NT and some ball kicking.

8/7 – A firefighter from upstate NY will be drinking my pee today. #howsYourWednesday

8/6 – If you’re only interest is strap-on, you’re WAY too boring for me. #submissionMustEntertainMe

8/5 – Happy ☀️ Monday to all My wannabe cocksuckers. #youKnowWhoYouAre

8/3 – Homework for my regular subs includes random acts of kindness with strangers. #forgingBetterHumans

8/2 – My day began with group meditation @Five Senses Festival. Now it’s nap time.

8/1 – My computer weasel just left. He executed today’s task wearing a big butt plug for me today. #owned

7/31 – 20-somethings are so incredibly boring — over-inflated egos & unrealistic self-images. I’ll choose a seasoned, middle-aged geezer every time.

7/30 – I am so over of Mandarin robocallers on my 917.

7/29 – After an 11.5hour drive from Ohio, I’m happily home in CT. Who is going to get on their knees and take it for me this week? Profile form is the first step to submission.

7/27 – So many people are angry, suspicious and unhappy. Free yourself through submission.

7/26 – The perfect sub is always a gentleman first. #mannersCount

7/25 – I’m driving home to CT on Sunday 29th. 12 hours in my car. It’s a perfect time to get your Phone kink on with Me. #i♥️theDistraction #multiTasking

7/24 – July 28th is My last day in Ohio. This is my final midwest visit this year…

7/24 – The only people who ever wind up as my playmates respect my process and follow my instructions to a T. 20+ years of empirical evidence has proven this to be the truest of true. #iSeeYou

7/23 – Just a little FYI: There’s a huge difference between an escort & a Dominatrix. The former provides entertainment; I use you as My entertainment.

7/23 – It’s a gorgeous, mild ☀️ day in Kettering, OH. #happyMistress

7/22 – I owned an ass already today. How’s your Monday.

7/22 – Looking forward to a strap-on, power exchange w/a newbie in Kettering, OH today! #countryBoysTakingIt

7/21 – I am extremely disappointed in a little weasel sub from Danbury. His homework and penalties are late. #notAtAllWise

7/20 – If you email me the same “rote” bullshit monthly — like it’s the first time, don’t be surprised if I scare the shit out of you.

7/19 – You come to me based on looks, you stay ’cause of the big brain…

7/19 – The midwest and dominating big ole country boys never ceases to delight me… #happyMistress

7/18 – I’m in Ohio, and I want you under my boot.

7/17 – I’m in Pittsburgh. 6’4, 270lb boy — “J” — locked in my hotel room closet…

7/15 – It’s a good day to suck my big hard, pretty-girl cock.

7/14 – Happy ☀️ Sunday, to my boys in chastity. #sufferForMe

7/13 – Last call for my Pittsburgh visit. Arrange now, or cry later…

7/12 – On Tuesday I tipped my 3 moving men $450/10hrs. You wanna talk about “things in your asshole” & haven’t even sent me a ☕️ gift card.
#think #nothingIsFree #dontBeThatGuy

7/11 – 95% of all lengthy, unbidden emails I receive are the work of budding essayists, not session-ists. #readingRequiresTribute

7/10 – I just received an email requesting a massage. I explained that asking a Dominatrix for a massage is not dissimilar to requesting an echocardiogram from your optometrist… #boysAreStupid

7/8 – A wonderful holiday weekend, now whose got an ass that needs to be punished?

7/7 – Whenever a judge is dismissive of a young rapist based on “good family”, I know he wishes I’d throw him over his desk, rip up his robe and take his ass. #seenItAll

7/6 – Only 11 days until I leave for Pittsburgh & Ohio. #2WeeksInMidwest

7/5 – When you behave badly I tax you commensurate with the offense. #beBetter

7/3 – Pro-Domme means PRO. Dominating you is my job. I love my job. I’m great at my job. But this is not a charity.

7/2 – I expect to be compensated for ALL of my time. Every minute I spend on you is a minute I’m not spending on someone else. #dontBeEntitled #youAreNotSpecial

7/1 – Happy July 1st, muthafuckas! 😘 #eatMoreCum

6/30 – I 💜 a lazy Sunday morning — thoughts of you collared floating around in My head.

6/28 – 10,000 hours to world-class expertise and you wonder why your OKCupid date can’t be like me? #unrealisticGoals

6/27 – Think about all the trolls on the internet. Think about vast numbers of them calling me. Think about the awful things anonymous people say. Now you know why I make it tough to reach me. Serious subs go the distance…

6/26 – Yesterday I saw spankee “W” for role-play and OTK. I’m so happy to be back in CT. ☮

6/24 – Making you do filthy things on Kinky Text™ & demanding photo proof never ceases to make Me smile.

6/22 – I love a ☀️ day. Mood = at peace. The edibles I ate last night didn’t hurt either.

6/18 – So “Corrine’s” visit was a resounding success. She stayed over 5 hours — she served some lovely wine & cheese — entertained & danced for me. She was then restrained and her will broken. We finished with pizza. Pics to follow!

6/17 – I have “Corrine” visiting me at my new house in CT today. She has no idea what’s she’s in for — in so many ways…

6/15 – I don’t make it easy to talk to me. It keeps the looky-loos at bay. If you’re genuine, you’ll start with the Profile Form.

6/14 – Life is so simple. You get what you pay for.

6/13 – Lesson/Phone Etiquette #2, “HEY, wazz up?” is never the right opening line.

6/12 – Lesson/Phone Etiquette #1, “Hello, this is [your name here]. Ms Nikki, do you have time to speak to me now?”

6/11 – It’s a gorgeous ☀️ day to strap it on…

6/10 – I’m thinking about you eating your cum.

6/5 – Wanted Skilled Tradesmen — I have a very old house in CT.

6/1 – I have a new (very old) house in CT. Send cash!

5/29 – I never object to eye contact. I want you to see me laughing at you.

5/19 – Get in touch with your feminine side, suck my girl-cock.

5/18 If you’re not “spendy”, I’m not for you…

5/16 Had an absolute blast with “Ladies Maid, Corrine” yesterday in Danbury. See Gallery #10 for more pics of Corrine in service!

05/09 Make me smile. 

05/07 I like gentlemen under my feet, and rudeness on the wrong side of my door.

4/10 If you’re under 40, I’m probably not interested.

3/30 I don’t make it easy to reach me. I treat tenacity as a demonstration of sincerity.

03/25 Last night, a long-time Kinky Texter™ Skyped his CEI moment for me and a girlfriend. He tributed to cover our dinner at “Palm Too” before we met him online. #kinkyfun

03/22 My Kinky Texters are some of my favorite playmates. #soLoyal

03/15 I make it difficult to reach me, because so many call repeatedly pretending it’s the first time. Same tired script, year in & out. Same swift intake of breath followed by stuttering when I bust them.

03/14 I like you on your knees, spit shining my boots.

03/12 My girl-cock is bigger than yours…

03/11 The only thing I want to hear from a Republican is, “please beat the stupid out of me”.

03/09 I enjoy a kinky freak, but only if he starts out as a gentleman…

03/07 If you’re under 38, you’re going to have to work very hard to get my attention.

03/06 The clearest mark of insincerity is continuing to text/email after being instructed to call. #obviousTell

03/05 Nothing good ever comes from someone looking for a discount. It’s a disrespectful state of mind. #next

03/04 I’m doing absolutely nothing today, and I’m liking it!

03/02 If you ♥️ my big hard, girl-cock, I want to play with you.

02/27 The Republican questions for Cohen today made my spanking hand itch.

02/26 If you’re primary concern is my geographical distance from you, I’m already bored.

02/24 My favorite subs live to please me. Are you up to that challenge?

02/22 I enjoy subs who identify as sapiosexual.

02/19 I don’t get mad when you don’t respect my process. I assess an “asshole tax”.

02/18 The quickest way to be dismissed by me is to have, “just one question” when I tell you I’m unable to talk. Reeks of the kind of male entitlement that renders you an undesireable playmate. #beRespectful

02/15 There’s something irresistible about my girl-cock in your mouth!

02/14 Happy ♡ Day to all my sluts!

02/12 So many cum eaters, so little time.

02/09 Is it solipsistic here, or is just me?

02/06 There are 1000s of you. One of Me..

02/04 I was described as a “bit pervy” today. That would be true.

02/01 If I let you have a safe word it will be, “Don’t stop”.

01/27 Wonder why I adhere to strict phone-only protocol? It’s because only 5% of callers are genuine and even fewer emailers…

01/25 I am both merciless and mercinary with people who “try” to waste my time. #begood

01/23 @2pm Favorite moment of today: Controlling DC sub’s orgasm with Lovense’s Hush & Max from Kettering, OH.

@1:30pm I can tell in the first 15 seconds if you’re genuine or completely full of shit.

01/22 What I know about the MAGA hat kids: They should spend less money on hats, and more on orthodontia.

01/20 It’s not a power exchange when I start with all the power.

01/17 You don’t need a Gillette commercial, I will make you your best.

1/16 Fantasy begins after tribute, not before.

01/08 I you try to game the system, I may throw you outta the game.

01/03 You want fantasy? I want consent.

 

2018

12/31 If your resolution doesn’t include being on your knees, you’re doing it wrong! 

12/28 Come like a gentleman, or I won’t let you cum at all.

12/27 I’m not Santa, my naughty punishments happen year round.

12/21 Topping from the bottom works magically. You become invisible.

12/20 If I ignore you, it’s definitely you.

12/19 It’s not gay when it’s my cock.

12/18 I play with you because I want to. You tribute for my time.

12/17 Don’t tell me you’re different, be different.

12/16 I enjoy you at my feet, not filling up my email.

12/15 I quit Twitter, because 280 characters is 140 too many for most people.

12/14 Words convey interest, tribute screams sincerity. 

12/13 If your ☎️ style is aggressive & controlling, you will find I can be quite the “nasty woman“. Niceness begets niceness, nasty gets a click. 😉