I’m not judging your kink, but I am judging you.
I am assessing whether I want you in my life, and in my space.
How you are perceived is all up to you.
Think carefully about what that looks like before hitting Submit.
Want My attention? Show me you’re a serious sub. Send Tribute with your form. Otherwise I will treat this application to submit with the same degree of seriousness that you have.
⚠️ Make sure to double-check your spam folder for my response.
Amazon is an excellent ways to distinguish yourself from the idly curious.
Send to firstname.lastname@example.org.
*Include your email address in gift card memo line.