A potential sub once told me that people should pay me just to live; I think this is reasonable [his actual email pictured below]. Good to his word, he bought me a cute little BMW a few months ago.
Another long-time sub known for his generosity bought me a series of luxury cars, and then a small mansion in the country. How will you contribute to my luxe life?
Will I take your credit cards on shopping trip allowing you to tag along to carry packages.
Perhaps I demand payment or gifts for contact and attention.
Do you wait for me on a corner to drop off your paycheck?
Are you plying me with gift cards for my favorite vendors and services?
Do I monitor you by webcam, or NEST?
Is Teamviewer installed on your computer, so I can oversee your online activity?
Do we have a contract for monthly payments?
Have I forced you to sell all of your belongings and sleep on the floor?
Or, do I have iron-fisted control of all of your finances?
Whatever it is, you can be assured that I’ll be smiling.